Let's just say yesterday wasn't the best day with my trio. They were fresh off a weekend with their dad which take a wild guess what that means? Good times all the time. Besides that though they are just simply naughty. I seriously almost had to call CPS on myself for their sake. At this point I don't even think Super Nanny could swoop in and fix this situation.
Here's a little breakdown of what happened BEFORE we left the house:
- Black eye given to #2 from #1.
- Root Beer opened in between dining room table and sectional - explodes all over when opened.
- Some sort of screaming begins as soon as I get in the shower - a fight to the death began between #1 & #2 with plastic light sabers.
- #3 screams at me because she can't find her swimsuit and slams door.
- #1 asks me to make him a sandwich and because I didn't make it right away he tells me "I have to do everything around here and you can't even make me a sandwich".
Events that occurred AFTER we left the house to go in public (I should have known better):
- #2 pees in parking lot as soon as we get to destination.
- #2 proceeds to take off bathing suit in pool and skinny dip (we are at a public pool remember)
- #2 & #3 get into a rock throwing contest...while still in pool.
- #1 nails innocent woman swimming laps in the head with a water ball.
- #1 & #2 scale fence to get back into pool after we have already left the area and I am cooking dinner.
- #2 & #3 Cannonball the shit out of the hot tub - with people in it.
- #3 headbutting my friend in the ass and telling her it's a "booty kiss".
The above doesn't even touch on what went down inside at my friends place while we're trying to cook them a nice, fun dinner or the talking back and sassing me. Let's see...that went a little something like this:
- You treat us like dirt.
- You don't let us have any fun.
- Me: Kamryn come here. Her: No. Why? No. Nope.
- I want to go to dad's and never see you again. (See ya pal!)
- Dad is SO much more fun than you.
- All you care about is yourself!
And then of course there was the endless supply of no's, why's, how come's oh yes, and how could I forget their selective hearing ability when I'm 10 feet away from them screaming my head off. Yes, I have to turn into a raging lunatic and pretty much make my head spin for them to pay attention to me at around 50%.
Truthfully not everyday is like this obviously or I would not be in a state of mind to even write one complete sentence. Yesterday was a bit extreme even for them but they messed with the wrong bitch one too many times. I am OVER it and they have a couple big surprises when they awake. People often ask me if I spank them or if I've tried spanking them...spanking for my kids is short-term pain for long-term overall gain. It's not worth it and I could go without feeling like Mommy Dearest. I'm going to kick them where it counts this morning i.e. see you later cable T.V.! Bye-bye Wii and Playstation 3. Adios livelihood and freedom! I'm actually sitting here with that "bah-hahaha" feeling because I am still so pissed at them. Wakey wakey little ones...Big Mama awaits you.
Yesterday's Scorecard:
Did relatively well during the day with my food choices but chowed down on my friends hummus & chips and salsa by the pool.
Exercise:
I actually forewent going to the gym because I was so excited to get my trio out of the house and off to have a little fun. Well that f'ing backfired like nobody's biz. If parenting were exercise mark me down for having completed a triathlon yesterday.
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