Relationship Advice from Little Red

Let me set the scene:

American Idol is on and one of the contestants is singing Whitney's "How Will I Know".

Little Red (my 7 year old daughter) is in the living room and I am in the kitchen cleaning up after dinner. We are both singing and dancing along...

I wrap the song up with "...if he really loves me...", the dance movement referred to as "the snake" and mumble something under my breath (or so I thought) like "oh dear Lord I will never know" or something to that effect. My daughter whips her head around and says "MOM! There are other fish in the sea! You just need to get ready more and get some different clothes". Thank you for the advice 7 year old. Unfortunately, she's right. 

While I was getting 1 of 3 bathed and ready for bed this is what Little Red was up to. I walked in after it was too late. Let 'er roll Little Red, let 'er roll. 

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I know, I know. This is wrong in SO many ways and on SO many levels. 

86 Big Mama's Advice:

Clearly I'm the one that needs the advice. If you happen to know Super Nanny please call me in a favor.

Note to Self:

You could learn a few things from this girl. PS, you might want to put another straight jacket for yourself on lay-a-way.

You're going to wish payback was only a "bitch". 

Note to Ex-Husband:

Get her room ready. She's coming to live with you in 2.2

Disclaimer before you call CPS: I do not condone or encourage the word "suck" in my home. In my defense this little spitfire has a brother who is almost a teenager with teenage friends. She's a sponge soaking up all of the naughtiness and gets in trouble more than Little Johnny. I am known to still use the word dude though. It's good times in these here parts.